A pastor was called to a nursing home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The pastor sat down to counsel the old man and began asking him several questions.
"Do you love her?"
"Nope", replied the old man.
"Is she a good Christian woman?"
"I don't know for sure", he answered.
"Does she have lots of money?", asked the pastor.
"I doubt it."
"Then why are you marrying her?", the pastor asked.
"She can drive at night", was the reply.
Life is always interesting.
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